You know what is the perfect cure for the night before? I
wouldn’t know. I never go out. BUT! What is the perfect cure for a night of
watching Nurse Jackie and a morning of playing vintage Tomb Raider…is the bacon
sandwich! [insert angelic harps and a choir of cherubs here]
The bacon sandwich, or ‘sarnie’ if you wish, is probably the
greatest creation of modern Man. Thick salty rashes of bacon between soft white
bread all oozing with melted butter and sauces.
Note: I wanted a picture of a bacon sandwich here, but bacon just isn't photogenic. So here is a delightful cartoon instead. Enjoy.
There is no perfect recipe for the sandwich. It’s down to
personal taste. Some like mustard; some like mayonnaise; some like brown sauce;
others, red. Some people prefer there bacon on a baguette. There are even those
strange people that will eat their bacon on brown bread. These people probably
had traumatic childhoods and it would be advisable to leave them alone.
I am a simple man. 2 slices of white bread with butter,
ketchup on one side and three slices of thick cut, smoked bacon. Slap it
together, cut it in half. Done.
Honestly, I just don’t understand you vegetarians.
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